Shut up! [Max's hands insistently pull and rearrange Ash's feet and legs, urging the boy's wet face into his shoulder, instead of his chest, the other arm keeping him balanced as one leg stretches out to hook his foot around the edge of the desk just in case the chair threatens to tip.] There's an internet joke thing about cats fitting everywhere, so your stupid cat ass is gonna fit and it's gonna be a metaphor about how cats fit anywhere, even in your fucked up ass life. 'cause my metaphors or irony or whatever're better'n his, and you'll like 'em more, and stop thinking about stupid things like someone else making the cats happier'n you do.